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Thursday, November 29, 2007 @ 11/29/2007 11:54:00 PM
Weird People At Temasek Club Weird People Seriously... i think today 犯太 sui4... Went to save lives at Temasek Club today. I was fooled by the great breeze there. I thought it was gonna rain! Haha, not because i want the pool closed so i can slack. I hoped it rained so that nobody will come to swim. With nobody swimming, nobody will drown! Aaahh ;) How noble of me eh..? Haha Lol :P Certainly was i fooled. It wasn't a good day. It was my last day working there. They weren't gonna let me off so easily. Freaking GAY was back! (lemme explain, oh btw purple for gay haha) Haiz, it's a long story. I only decided to blog about this because i'm no longer working there... It all started 50 years ago... (more accurately, it's 1month ago :P) I was working there for the 1st time. It was raining. Heavily, it rained... So i was a first timer, obviously very nervous. So this kind(i doubt) waiter came to talk to me. I thought what, nice guy... AFTER that, every subsequent time, everytime he walk pass, he'll stroke my (mascular) back. No kidding. Once he even tricked me into showing him my phone. Then he looked at all my pictures. That basterd. So i started getting wary. I sat at the opposite side of the pool. As far away as i could. But today, i accidentally blurted out that it was my last day (holy shit). Guess what he did. He keep irritating me. He even said "I'm gonna miss u" (but that's cause he's going back to his native country, before he knew it was my last day). Fucking deep shit i'm in.. (see usually i dun use the crude word) One more ridicules case was when he beckoned me over. I didn't want to (of course). But he got to me instead... (shit) Turned out he wanted to ask me about a song (relief). So he tooked out his phone and played a song. He said he couldn't tell if it was a chinese or what. Then he asked if i knew what the song was talking about, and if i knew the song name. So i listened... FUCK, the song was friggin 80% english la... It was a love song. Throughout the entire song, it was singing "I'm waiting for u... I'm waiting for u..." SHIT! Of course i feigned ignorance. Said i dunno. And i just walked away (in a hurry)... Lucky for me, it was my last day there. Haha! Good luck to Elmer and Esmond who will be there a couple more times hahaha! But the day wasn't all that scary. But there was something seriously wrong with that place. The whole horde of weird people... There was this middle age guy (i call him walkman) who came to swim..? So he slided into the pool. Thought he was gonna swim 50laps or something (just like the other middle age men always do). He jus walked.. For an entire hour, he walked round and round the pool. Seriously la.. He walked maybe... 50laps? Lol. Felt like screaming in his face: Do u know u dun need water to jog? U know that u dun need a 30m swimming pool to walk in circles?!? Arghh.... Lol actually no "arghh" , it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole thing and he didn't even know i was laughing at him :P And there were the doorgirls! Yah, that's what i called them. Haha, 2 cute girls who played at the children pool. Somehow there were invisible doors all around the pool that i couldn't see. Everytime any of them wanted to enter the pool, they had to open the "door" lol. As in, they did the open-door-knob action. Then they jus kept laughing! Haha! Last but not least, there was turtlegirl. She and her few overaged friends was screaming at the playground, dunno what they doing. When they were leaving. She said "bye" to a frigging turtle. It was such a SINCERE bye la... gosh... Monday, November 26, 2007 @ 11/26/2007 11:25:00 PM
OGL CAMP OGL CAMP Yo, i'm baaaaacck! Haha, was at OGL camp from friday morning till sunday afternoon! Whoa, just came back from noblistic lifeguard duties at temasek club. Still feeling fresh cause i slept for 15hrs straight the night before! Envy bah? Hehe OGL camp, to be honest, was not really as fun as i imagined. But still... mmm... but still... i rock! Hahahaha! Seriously sway on the first day. I was the icebreaker ic and i had to try out my proposed game. Turned out waaay bad. I intended for 10mins for my game. It finished in 3... seconds. During debriefing, we were supposed to reflect on what went right. Everyone was like "Everything but alan!!" Lol (And for the rest of the camp, i was suaned like siao la) MMM was quite a disaster actually. Camped at Toapayoh stadium for 9hrs but only 1 team came to visit. (but haha, got some quite chio de ogl there, so it's worth it) Mass dance was complicated. They did some fusion-ing instead of seperate dances. But there seemed like no more couple dance!!?! Why?!? Sorry, Victoria students =( Lol Then there was a new dance that was totally new. Yah, totally, new, new, dance. Lol, see the double "new"? Extra emphasis. Super complicated la... Ur supposed to put ur head on the floor and jump into the air. And it was so difficult u didn't realise i was kidding! Lol and erm... (marlisa and chingying the councillors dance sui sui). ;) Wet and wild was wet and wild! Duh? Haha, Zaki even had time to catch the golden snitch. You know? Harry Potter? Snitch? Haha, it's just dragonflies :P  Qahhar (guy in red) doing forfeit. Seems more like Sandeep (girl in white) doing forfeit.. somehow.. During first aid lessons... If u break both arms, the entire collarbone, the whole skull all at the same time... u'll discover someone from the Middle East! Lol, no offence of course. Dunno what he doing...   Mr Hon forced into taking public transportation... I'm serious lol. Tuesday, November 20, 2007 @ 11/20/2007 05:27:00 PM
Life Guardian Life Guardian Been working as a lifeguard for 4 days in a row le. This made realise how hard it is to slack! (Yah, not kidding, you look shocked) But how can anyone endure slacking! It's soo boring, how do u manage to actually slack?! It's not enjoyable nor fun. No to U Slacking! NUS! :P Last Saturday was awesome. Was working from 2.30 to 9pm at Temasek Club. YES, lifeguard duties. Thought my life was ending until around 7:33:55pm when 3 kids (acquainted last week) decided to play with me! Haha, been a while(maybe 50 years) since i played with primary school kids! Haha, of course being a person responsible and commited to my job, i decided to not play with them when they asked me. But in the end they started splashing water at me, so... bo bian. =D We played hide-and-seek 1st! Was funny, i thought i knew exactly where they went(coz i was peeking while counting from 1 to 10), but it turned out to be a decoy! They purposely ran up the 2nd floor from 1 staircase to make me think they were there. Turned out they left through the other stairway and was hiding somewhere else! Since when did kids these days become so smart? O.o Later we even played splashing water. Was running around the pool, roaring with laughter =P, they were shooting water at me with their watergun(not the pervertic watergun). Haha, kinda ironic to see a lifeguard running around the pool, but... ok nvm. OKOK SRY! BAD EXAMPLE! DON'T TRY THIS AT THE POOL! Sorry la.. Well, just as i thought they were gonna settle down at the jacuzzi, oouch. Turned out they were loading their guns with hot water from the jacuzzi lol! So cuute la, they were 3 of them, 9- 10 year olds. Haha, so much fun! And of course my courage for running around the dangerous poolside cannot be ignored! Today IN THE NEWS!
And people even started pasting my names over their backs ;) That's Desmond btw, thanks for ur support!
Guess it's late, Zzz Bye! |
